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Joke of the Day

"Yo mommas so ugly that even her dildo has to take Viagra"

"My wife saw an ad in a window Which said ""tampons 50cents"" Is that true, she asked the shopkeeper... Very true, he said....""no strings attached"""

"Don't mean to brag but I can turn a pair of fat pants into skinny jeans in like 3.5 months"

"Superb Waiter Our waiter went above and beyond his job description. He brought a lot to the table."

"Christianity is the ultimate daddy issue."

"What's the award for being the world's best dentist? A little plaque."

"TV Anchor: I don't have my Halloween costume yet but it's going to be cool and wet! Me: Wow you go girl! TVA: turning to weather... M: Oh..."

"Side effects may include: upset stomach, diarrhea, some wolves will chase you, like 6-12 wolves, it's ok"

"I was surprised to learn my kid failed the road driving test... ...she Tweeted three times that it seem to be going well."

"Everything electrical runs on smoke They don't work after you let the smoke out"