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Joke of the Day
"When i was a Kid my dad would beat me with a camera. I still have flashbacks."
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"Watching too much porn gave me unrealistic expectations of sex I really thought it would happen"
"I like to yard work listening to Judas Priest... ......singing at the top of my lungs: RAKING THE LAWN RAKING THE LAWN!"
"There are three different types of people in the world... those who are good at math, and those who Just can never grasp it.."
"If pulled over, immediately ask the officer if they've been drinking in order to establish dominance."
"So I got a phone call from the post office today... ...complaining that my dog is attacking a postman on a bike. But I told them ""It can't be my dog... he doesn't even know how to ride a bike""."
"Any size pizza is a personal pizza... if you eat it all by yourself"
"The Walking Dead Even in the apocalypse black guys end up behind bars!"
"Why did the blond climb over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side."
"Q: How can you tell when a tenor is really stupid? A: When the other tenors notice."