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Joke of the Day
"Any size pizza is a personal pizza... if you eat it all by yourself"
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"I haven't had bread in 3 weeks. I look great but now all I think about is bread. I'm basically a duck at this point."
"I bet even your farts smell good."
"Your garbage disposal eats better than most of the world."
"A wife can enjoy anything, until it's not my salary."
"Facebook is getting out of hand With all the mass debating going on"
"Dear autocorrect, at no point in time have I meant to say ""I'm affordable"" instead of ""I'm adorable"". Stop embarrassing me."
"knock knock......... who's there?? an old joke p.s. Today is National Tell an Old Joke Day"
"I for one welcome our new insect overlords Resistance is futile."
"What sort of crime is it if a neckbeard commits murder? A fedoral offense."