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Joke of the Day
"Watching too much porn gave me unrealistic expectations of sex I really thought it would happen"
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"Dad, what do you call the guy who made every gay as lovely as the next? Homo-Genius"
"Why did the Cephalopod get coal for christmas? Because he was on the nautilust."
"I was burgled last night, someone stole all my documents. I was de-filed."
"Why doesn't Barbie get pregnant? ...because Ken comes in a separate box."
"Every toddler is basically a 1/8th scale model of a person on bath salts."
"Why was the Frenchmen racist? Because he was a bigette."
"What do you call two fake number fours next to each other? Fauxty faux"
"How many people does it take for Prince Andrew to be accused of gang rape? One. And one's friends."
"A triangle exploded and a piece hit me. It was a 60-debris angle."