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Joke of the Day
"Watching too much porn gave me unrealistic expectations of sex I really thought it would happen"
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"""My relationship with golf is starting to suffer"" ""Oh yeah?"" ""Yeah.. We're going through a rough patch"""
"Remember, I'm not an idiot...I just play one on-OH CRAP I'M ON FIRE! GUYS, HELP! I'M ON FIRE AGAIN! Oh wait...this is just an orange shirt."
"I'm not disappointed, I'm just mad"
"What is the difference between the people in Dubai & the people in Abu Dhabi? The people in Dubai don't watch The Flintstones, but the people in Abu Dhabi Do!"
"What car does Hitler drive? [OC] A fuhrerri."
"On Gun Control Yesterday I Called The Fire Arms, Tobacco, Alcohol And Asked The Agent What Fully Automatic Weapon Goes With A Shot Of Burbon. Sean O' Talk Show Host SOS Computer Talk"
"Experience with women has taught me that Jack was most likely pushed down the hill."
"You ever heard the joke about the sandwich?.... ...I heard it was full of bologna"
"Why don't orphans play professional Baseball? They don't know where home is."