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Joke of the Day
"What's green and eats nuts... Syphilis."
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"Wife: ""I saw a huge owl on my way home. Almost hit it with my car."" Me: ""Wow!"" Wife: ""Sorry, the correct response is 'O RLY?'"""
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"What do you get when you cross the Atlantic ocean with the Titanic? Half way."
"What do you call a fat lady that can tell your future? A four-chin teller"
"Why are dentists really good hackers? Because they always get root access."
"Give me your best ""Your mom..."" joke! Like this: Your mom is so fat she ate the Internet!"
"I got kicked out of the library for putting a ""Women's Rights"" book in the the fiction section."
"What's less funny than /r/Funny? /r/Jokes"
"Do hesitant people order sparagus?"