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Joke of the Day

"""Oh, he's so immature."" - boring people talking about fun people"

"Did you hear about a guy who collected memorabilia of Rosa Parks, Florence Nightingale, Joan of Arc, and Wonder Woman? Apparently, he was a heroine addict."

"Where does Jane Fonda buy her groceries? Traitor Joe's."

"How does a psychic cokehead tell the future? With a magic 8-ball"

"The man on TV said if you drink alcohol every day, you're probably an alcoholic. Phew! I only drink every night."

"These animal crackers are bullshit, this elephant tastes exactly like that giraffe did."

"Dot [limerick] There once was a woman named Dot, who lived off of pig-shit and snot. When she ran out of these, she ate the green cheese, that grew on the sides of her twat."

"What's the easiest way for a Gorilla hunter to make money? Collect unemployment insurance!"

"People are generally unhappy until they get what they want, then the cycle starts all over again."

"Did you hear about the truck full of sugar that collided with the truck full of strawberries? Created one hell of a jam."