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Joke of the Day

"Why did Susie fall of the swing set? Because she had no arms."

"""Is that a gun in your pocket or are you pleased to see me?"" said my late wife."

"I didn't want to wake up this morning and go to work. It's not that I don't like my job, it's just"

"What's the most common owl in Britain? The tea towel"

"My favorite part about being an adult is that my pillow fort now has a mini bar."

"I'm planning on ringing the new year in with a kiss ... whether my dog likes it or not."

"I just invented a new word: Plagiarism."

"I may not be book smart or street smart and I may not have much common sense and I'm really not sure where I was going with this."

"I hear Ireland's the richest country in the world... Its capital is always Dublin."

"I told a joke I made up last Halloween! It got me a few Snickers."