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Joke of the Day

"I know someone that was frozen to absolute zero once. He was 0K."

"Before you judge a woman, walk a mile in her shoes. After that who cares? She's a mile away and you've got her shoes."

"Getting a prostate exam doesn't make you gay... Unless you spend all day studying for it."

"Condoms are really counterproductive."

"I'm not sure why AT&T; dropped Tiger Woods. He just took advantage of his ""Nights and Weekends"" and proved ""roaming"" can be expensive."

"Are cucumbers the only food you can put over your eyes to reduce puffiness because these pizza bagels aren't helping at all."

"What was the best thing about Jesus' crucifixion? Well, the cross was a big plus"

"Me, hold a grudge? Never. I carry a battle axe at all times and settle any nonsense as it happens."

"What file does a Knight store his music on? A **MIDI**-val file."

"There are two types of people. Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data."