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Joke of the Day
"You've got to be careful once you start cooking with Crisco. It's a slippery slope."
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"4:*calls thing wrong name Me:*corrects him 4:*repeats wrong name Me:*corrects him 4:*maintains eye contact and repeats wrong name slowly"
"So a black guy walks into a bank... Approaching the nearest available teller, he says, ""Hi, I'd like to file for bankruptcy."" ""Okay"", the teller replies, ""what's your name?"" ""Fifty Cent"" badum tisss"
"If Money Doesn't Grow On Trees, Then Why Do Banks Have Branches?"
"Why do gyms produce the best Rebels? Because of all the resistance training"
"My friend said to me, what rhymes with orange I said no, it certainly does not"
"A photon checks into a hotel... ...and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, ""No I'm traveling light."""
"Why did the python return his pants? They were too constricting."
"Whenever I'm watching the NBA and a ref makes a bad call, I go down to Foot Locker and yell at the employees."
"I like my women like I like my cold meats In-bread"