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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a smart Blonde? A Golden Retriever"
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"Pessimist: This can't get any worse. Optimist: Yes it can!"
"be careful tonight honey, guys ur age only want one thing.... sports. so b careful not to look too much like sports out there"
"Q: What do you call that great feeling of satisfaction you get when you finish your homework? A: The aftermath."
"I asked my Welsh friend how many times he'd had sex... He started counting then fell asleep."
"I must remember...no matter how well hidden I might be in my cardoard box fort, my boss can still track me down by the giggling."
"So I gave a blind guy a basketball. I think he's still trying to read it..."
"What do women call men under 6 inches? Friends."
"If Eve sacrificed the whole human race for an apple, have you ever wondered what she would have done for a cucumber?"
"""Why does that guy always get all the women?"" ""I don't know...he isn't very handsome or rich"" ""And he's a terrible conversationalist - all he does is sit there licking his eyebrows"""