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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a smart Blonde? A Golden Retriever"
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"Why doesn't germaphobes masterbate ? Because they don't like all the germs that come with it."
"People are always asking me for advice. I finally have some to give: Make every light switch a dimmer switch."
"Got Christmas card glitter all over me and now I can't stop stripping."
"What did the German clock maker say to the broken clock? Ve haff vays of making you tock!"
"I spent ages trying to cross a busy road. Some passer-by said, ""There's a zebra crossing fifty yards up the road."" I thought, ""I hope he's having better luck than me."""
"So I was listening to classical music really loudly the other day when suddenly... My speakers Baroque."