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Joke of the Day
"has anyone fixed the sound barrier yet"
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"Did you hear about the carnival fires? They were intense."
"Is it too soon for Michael Brown jokes? Thought I would give it a shot."
"What is the difference between Russian Optimist Pessimist and Realist? An Optimist learns German. A Pessimist learns Chinese. A Realist learns AK-47."
"What do you get when... what do you get when you mix a joke and a rhetorical question? a rhetorical answer"
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"I'd always wondered why they didn't make pencils with erasers on either side Then I realised there wouldn't be any point."
"I like jury duty because it's a fun reminder that one day my life could be in the hands of a guy wearing Velcro shoes."
"I put some doughnuts, ice cream, and snickers bars in my blender for dessert tonight, so yeah-I juice."
"What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story, and a Catholic priest? One goes limp when a child walks in the room."