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Joke of the Day
"How do you fit four gay guys on a bar stool? Get a really big bar stool."
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"What do you do when a cannibal eats a vegetable? Throw away the wheelchair"
"Holmes: ""I say, old bean, is that mud on your boots?"" Watson: ""No, shit, Sherlock"""
"Pal: my advice for your date is, make her think you're well travelled, girls love it! Later Me: Guess how many buses it took me to get here"
"A good day for a bad boy is talking a good girl into a bad decision."
"If you ask me a question and I don't know the answer I'm going to tell you to google it and act like you're the stupid one."
"Yesterday my doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating. I asked, ""Why is that, doc?"" He replied, ""I'm trying to examine you."""
"What is on the Pink Panther's to-do list? To-do, to-do, to-do, to-do, to-dooooooo"
"Someone needs to tell every movie and tv show that no cell phone beeps when you hit the ""answer call"" button."
"How many Donald Trumps does it take to change a lightbulb? One, he holds up the bulb and the world revolves around him"