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Joke of the Day
"I was raised as an only child. My siblings took it pretty hard."
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"Why can't Norwegians tell jokes Timing"
"While getting the newspaper, I thought the neighbor admired my new boxers a bit too much. 'Til I felt a breeze. And remembered a button."
"My mother doesn't believe the dough will rise in the oven. She'll believe when she sees the proof."
"I sincerely hope Trump does become President Because at least Australian Politics won't be the butt of every joke anymore. Sincerely, still a rather embarrassed Australian citizen."
"the year is 2017: every kfc location has a large shower room installed inside the building to wash away the customers greasy post-meal shame"
"Sometimes it seems like I'm married to my own liver I only abuse it when I'm drinking"
"Taking BuzzFeed's millennialness quiz. Apparently having mental health issues and not knowing your gender is 100% millennial."
"Q: What did Captain Cook say to his men before they got on the ship? A: Let's get on the ship, men!"
"My 6 year old wrote a knock, knock joke today. It My son: knock, knock Me: who's there My son: Nobody Me: Nobody who? My son: penis"