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Joke of the Day
"Life is like a box of chocolates Which doesn't quite fit in the username box"
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"A cashier rings up a box of trash bags for a customer... Customer: ""I don't know why I keep buying these things, I just end up throwing them out anyways."""
"NSSSA -National Stutter Association."
"What do you call a abortion in Czechoslovakia? A cancelled check."
"What's Shaking? Not Ali...."
"When my large dog wants to sit beside me but my other slightly less large dog already is, he just sits on top of him"
"It's SO ADORABLE when my kid's fish sleeps upside down. Because that's what it's doing. Sleeping upside down. At least until I go to Petco."
"My philosophy to everything I do are governed by the three E's Excellence, Efficiency, and Intelligence"
"A homeless guy asked me for 50 cents for a sandwich. I said, ""First let me see the sandwich."""
"Hey, women that breastfeed in public... What's with you not winking back?"