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Joke of the Day
"What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination? HAAAAAAAAAAAND EYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
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"There's this woman in my office who is wearing the same outfit as yesterday and she reeks of tequi......ok it's me."
"It's funny how dogs can lick their own balls... it's so hard for me to do that, they start barking at me before i get anywhere near them."
"I like my coffee like I like my slaves... *Free*."
"A speedo is just a man's way of saying ""not today girls""."
"Why do scientists love watching dog shows? They appreciate good lab skills"
"What age were pigs discovered in? The Saus Age."
"How do you know when an accountant's on holidays? He doesn't wear a tie to work and comes in after 8.30."
"I'm so proud of my African pen pal. He told me he hasn't had a drink in days. That's the spirit! Keep it up pal."
"My dream car is shaq wearing heelys holding me up by my hips like simba"