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Joke of the Day
"Wanna know the difference between a street performer and a hobo? The age"
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"A waiter walks up to a table of older Jewish folks... A waiter walks up to a table of older Jewish folks while they are eating and asks: ""Is ANYTHING alright?"""
".@WebMD a girl just texted me ""K"" am i going to die"
"What do you say when you see a rainbow colored seacow O the hue manatee"
"Why are frogs always so happy? Because they eat whatever bugs them."
"I have a buddy that likes to have sex with inanimate objects. We don't hang out much. He's always got stuff to do."
"Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop. I'll go ahead and show myself out now"
"1+1=3 If you don't wear a condom."
"My recipe spilled over a little because I put baking soda in my chicken broth It wasn't a big soup rise"
"Why did Michael Sam, the first openly gay NFL player, say he doesn't shop at Sports Authority? Because he prefers Dick's."