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Joke of the Day

"Computing Pirates What's a pirate's favorite computer language? Aye, you'd think it was R, but tis the C"

"95% of American office workers are watching the World Cup right now. Overall productivity level remains steady."

"""It's not you, it's me."" - Identical twins arguing over a photo."

"What's the difference between a stoner and a Jew? A stoner gets baked more than once"

"What is a Mexican bodybuilder's favorite supplement? Guey protein."

"Why was the lizard upset with her husband? Because he had a reptile dysfunction. ... Okay bye now"

"What did the manager say to his new Chinese intern? How, are you?"

"Maybe if I tilt my head to the side I can understand english ~dogs"

"[Job interview] Me: [thinking] I hope he doesn't notice the mustard on my shirt Interviewer: [thinking] Is he eating a fkn hotdog?"

"There is no reason to hit a woman! Lol, just kidding"