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Joke of the Day
"How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely ? With it's sparrowchute !"
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"What is Donald Trump telling Barack Obama supporters? Orange Is The New Black!"
"Marriage counselor to new patients: Before discussing a couples differences, I first like to hear what they have in common. Husband: Fine. We both hate to suck cock."
"Shopping with friend ""Look, triangle-shaped tupperware for your leftover pizza!"" Me: ""What's leftover pizza?"
"how was copper wire invented? 2 jews found the same penny"
"""I want to swim with an overweight, rich white guy before I die."" - Dolphin bucket list."
"What did the guy say when he found out that his wife's breast s had implants? ""THOSE ARE SILLY CONES"""
"I didn't know what I was missing until I dated a vampire. They always beg you to let them swallow."
"Getting a red heart instead of a yellow star makes me feel like things are moving a little too fast between us."
"Q: What has four legs and several fins? A: A happy bear!"