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Joke of the Day
"What's brown and sticky? A stick. *I'm sorry I couldn't resist.*"
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"What blood type do Canadians have? Type ""eh"""
"An anti-semantic walks into a synagogue. The linguists in the group are offended and leave."
"Guys who go see 50 Shades of Grey... Do you all remain seated an extra 30 min after the movie's done? "
"The Amish girl was excommunicated... ...too Mennonite."
"When someone says we can do something ""weather permitting"" I remind them that weather's not the boss of me. Snow or no snow, I'm not going."
"Me: Are you a dealer? Him: Obviously. Me: I want cocaine. Him: For the last time, place a bet or leave the casino."
"A man goes to a zoo... ...But the only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. It was a Shih Tzu"
"Why do cows wear bells around their necks? Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here"
"People are always weirded out when I take notes during episodes of Dexter."