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Joke of the Day
"What's brown and sticky? A stick. *I'm sorry I couldn't resist.*"
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"God I'm so stupid I was looking all over for my car keys, turns out they were on my head the entire time."
"Why won't a black man go see a 3d movie? He'd rather spend his money on a forty"
"Did you hear about the crazy fight at the fish market? I heard they found two fish battered"
"People say filling animals with helium is wrong but i say, whatever floats your goat."
"What do right-handed people hate most? [NSFW] Having to switch hands at the computer."
"Whats better than winning gold in the Paralympics Walking"
"What did father bee say to his rebelling son? Beehive!"
"What happened after the King of All Cosmos destroyed the stars in a drunken rage? Divine intervention. edit: Oh."