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Joke of the Day
"What did Rudolph the reindeer say before launching into his comedy routine? This will sleigh you."
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"That show ""Catfish"" should just be called ""People Who Have Never Heard of Google."""
"Don't worry if you've forgotten the first rule of Passive Aggressive Club, it's fine."
"What is an astronaut's favorite key on a keyboard? The spacebar!"
"Her: I really want nachos!! Me: *changes name to nachos*"
"What kind of sunglasses does Ned Flanders wear? Oakley Dokelys"
"Whats the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana? Tiger Woods had a better driver."
"According to my doctor it would be best for my health to stay away from trans fats I'm really gonna miss Tumblr."
"Guess who won't be winning world cup this year? Brazil."
"My Indian colleague asked me if black Friday is some how related to black people, I said yes and its manners to wish them ""Happy Blacks Friday""."