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Joke of the Day

"C3PO and R2D2 walk into a bar... Then the bartender goes ""HEY!!! We don't serve YOUR KIND HERE!!!"" C3PO asks: ""Why because we're droids,"" Bartender: ""NO!!! 'Cause It's AN OUTLET BAR!!!"""

"I think it's cool that our galaxy is named after a chocolate bar."

"Why did the gay choir boy die? He choked on his last hymn."

"My sister and her husband just split up, so I got my 8 year old niece the new ""Divorce Barbie"" She comes with half of Ken's stuff."

"my bf is wonderful but he will never be as soft as my roommate's dog who moved out of the house WHY GREG WHY CAN'T YOU BE AS SOFT AS THE DOG"

"Why are white girls so odd? Because they don't *even*."

"If you smell Axe body spray on your lawyer you're going to jail."

"I hate playing chess with Australian players Every check is a check, mate."

"FAKE BREEDS I'VE TOLD PEOPLE MY DOG IS AT THE DOG PARK: Venetian Dabney, Brown Feta, Waxbeard, Oxnard Pike, Blue Hustler, High Presbyterian"

"What's the worst thing you can hear after giving Willie Nelson a bj? I'm not Willie Nelson."