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Joke of the Day
"Why are white girls so odd? Because they don't *even*."
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"How do you stop a dog humping your leg? Suck it off"
"""Here taste this "" followed by a 32 minute speech on all the ingredients."
"Four gay guys walk into a bar... To see only one stool was open. ""Ah not a problem!"" The bartender said as he flipped the stool upside down."
"Thousands of stoners give up smoking weed to avoid having any association with Justin Bieber. Cleverest. Government. Propaganda. Ever."
"sometimes I fill up my bathtub with spaghetti sauce and sit in it and pretend I'm a meatball"
"Dear North Carolina, if you let guys marry each other, you'll have more available women in your family to date!"
"A rose by any other name would smell as sweet. That rose's name? Albert Einstein."
"A teacher is always just one loud fart away from losing control of a classroom."
"James Bond walks into a bar... James Bond walks into a bar and sits next to a chicken. Chicken: What's your name? Bond: My name's Bond. James Bond. Chicken: Nice to meet you, I'm Ken. Chick Ken."