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Joke of the Day

"FAKE BREEDS I'VE TOLD PEOPLE MY DOG IS AT THE DOG PARK: Venetian Dabney, Brown Feta, Waxbeard, Oxnard Pike, Blue Hustler, High Presbyterian"

"Law enforcement's cracking down on texting while driving, but there's no law against standing up and playing saxophone through your sunroof."

"Why don't gay guys go to lesbian bars? Because they can never find a place to sit."

"My favorite superheros are.. Baskin and Robbin!"

"Director: so, you'll be playing this regular guy... Johnny Depp: no thanks."

"You know that confused look old people get when looking at new technology? I'm like that, but with salad."

"I have a very defined ab. That's not a typo, I only have a single ab"

"Didn't u hate it when as a kid u got the ""mystery flavor"" lollipop & the mystery ended up being that your parents got divorced (Or lemon)?"

"I came home to a man going down on my asian wife... I looked that man straight in the eye and said to him ""Was it worth it? You know you're gonna be hungry again in an hour!"""

"I call my printer Bob Marley. Because it's always Jammin'."