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Joke of the Day

"A helium atom walks into a bar The bartender says: sorry, we don't serve noble gases here. The helium atom doesn't react."

"I see children like I see bongo drums They're slightly irritating but it's fashionable for the rich to bring them back from Africa Edit:people also dislike it when you beat them In public"

"Can someone help me find..... The guy on his cell phone laughing uncontrollably because someone rear ended a car full of nuns. I think he was leaving a message. Thanks in advance."

"Why was the accountant constipated? He couldn't budget."

"Statistics show that six out of seven dwarves aren't happy"

"I found the worlds worst thesaurus. Not only is it terrible, it's terrible."

"What do you call a pirate with no friends? Ginger Beard"

"The average strokes per game at Wimbledon is 15, unless Maria Sharapova is playing then it is considerably higher..."

"A spider just fell from the ceiling and landed right in front of me and now I have to explain why a woman was screaming in my cubicle."

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question. Feminists can't change anything."