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Joke of the Day

"Can someone help me find..... The guy on his cell phone laughing uncontrollably because someone rear ended a car full of nuns. I think he was leaving a message. Thanks in advance."

"Apparently, museums don't like it when you try to improve the paintings."

"How do you stop a rhino from charging? Take away his credit cards. I'll let myself out..."

"A known sex maniac, on the publication of his memoir, was asked how he felt about his past exploits. ""I remember them fondly."""

"Dont Use Your Dirty Mind **What did the banana say to the vibrator? Why are you shaking? She's gonna eat me!**"

"The best way to refuse a credit card telemarketer is to tell them you're unemployed. Guarantees them hanging up within seconds."

"What do you call a person with no body and no nose? Nobody knows."

"Difference between Abu Dhabi and Dubai What's difference between Abu Dhabi and Dubai? People in Dubai don't watch The Flintstones But people in Abu Dhabi Do!!"

"I always drink a cocktail before having sex My dad always told me ""You need a good screwdriver to really screw something""."

"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? One, she just holds the bulb to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around her."