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Joke of the Day

"A spider just fell from the ceiling and landed right in front of me and now I have to explain why a woman was screaming in my cubicle."

"A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one Year and out the other."

"Age is a question of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter."

"Is it hot in here, or is it just me? - Joan of Arc"

"What does Ronda Rousey's opponents and myself have in common? We both barely last 14 seconds and leave our partners underwhelmed."

"People who live in glass houses must have to clean up a lot of dead birds."

"My neighbor claims to have a large collection of classic arcade games but I think it's just a case of 1UPmanship."

"""Premature ejaculation man I NEED HELP!!"" I'M COMING!"

"What's the difference between you and Dick Clark? At least that dick had a stroke. Thank you Hard times of RJ Berger"

"One thing my dogs and I have in common is that we never want me to go to work."