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Joke of the Day

"The average strokes per game at Wimbledon is 15, unless Maria Sharapova is playing then it is considerably higher..."

"I like my women like i like my toilet paper. Soft, but not weak."

"Libertarian Presidential Candidate's new Campaign, inspired by Bernie Sanders. ""Feel the Johnson"""

"Women complain about men using them only for sex as if sex is a bad thing. Sex is awesome. Start complaining when he starts using you for cooking, laundry and baby sitting while he is out having fun."

"God is like Justin Bieber. I have nothing against him personally, but his fan club is super annoying."

"One way to find out if you're old is to fall down in front of a group of people. If they laugh, you're young, if they panic, you're old."

"What do spinach and anal sex have in common? If you were forced to have it as a kid, you'll hate it as an adult."

"The people in this ad look 'indie' & remind me of myself. As a consumer this makes me feel good. Now I will purchase all their products"

"What did the stop light say to the car? Don't look I am changing"

"A man walks into a library and says ""I hope you don't have a book on reverse psychology."""