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Joke of the Day
"what do you call a duck addicted to drugs ? A quack head"
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"*Girl attempting to count to ten* girl 1: 1....3....5....7....9.... girl 2: What the hell? Why are you skipping numbers? girl 1: Because I can't even!!!"
"What is the difference between San Francisco and Larkspur? Larkspur has a ferry terminal, San Francisco has terminal fairies."
"Why was Germany in debt after WWII? The gas bill was too high."
"What person shows you around a mental hospital? Tour-ettes :)"
"What is the difference between snow men and snow women? Snowballs"
"So, a neckbeard walks into a bar... Just kidding! They don't even leave the basement!"
"The reason why there aren't much female superheroes is that you can't expect a girl to wear the same superhero costume twice in a month"
"So a bear walks into a bear... and says, ""Sorry, I didn't see you there."" - my daughter, age 5"
"Why did the vampire attack the clown? He wanted the circus to be in his blood."