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Joke of the Day
"People believed in Jim Jones but... Sadly, he switched to KoolAid and lost a lot of followers."
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"Bob Ross and Mr. Rogers fight for nicest person ever. Who wins? They both share the trophy"
"Good cop: we found her body in the river Cop who doesn't want people knowing he can't swim: I was sick that day otherwise I'd have found it"
"What do you call a tv show about female puberty? A Breasted Development"
"Why is Donald Trump's pet bee so unwilling to share information? It's a cagey bee."
"I'm a party animal... because when I go to parties I end up pissing on the floor"
"No matter who you vote tonight to become our next president.. there is going to be a blonde sitting in the Oval Office in about 3 months.."
"What is better then roses on a piano? Tulips on your organ."
"If an opinion is worth 2 cents, how many cents is an argument worth? It really just depends on how much cents it makes."
"God likes Saturn more than he likes earth Because if he had liked it, he would of put a ring on it."