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Joke of the Day
"How much does a flight to Rio cost? A Brazilian dollars."
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"My new years resolution is to have more sex! I Haven't told my cellmate yet though"
"Salamanders are the most passive aggressive animal. You grab their tail and they're like ""have that one, I don't even want it"""
"When I was a little boy I asked my mum 'how many is a couple?' She replied 'oh, two or three' Now I know why her marriage didn't last long"
"What is Walt Jr.'s favorite movie? The Breakfast Club."
"These people are putting up 'Lost Parrot' signs for the sake of their kids, but you'd think they'd place them higher for other birds to see."
"3 Mods walk into a bar [deleted]"
"Where does a dog go when he loses his tail a retail store"
"[at a funeral] What happens to his leftover meds?"
"They say there's safety in numbers... Well tell that to 6 million Jews"