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Joke of the Day
"*whispers to an avocado* ""I'm the good kind of fat, too."""
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"If you're happy and you know it please don't burden me with your fucking joy."
"911! I just murdered a bunch of people 911: omg on purpose? Hang on lemme ask, did I murder anyone by mistake?.. No one is answering, So.."
"Weed strin humor At the dispensary there is a strain called Aldous Huxley. If you smoke it with your wife she becomes sterile. #LegalWeedJokes"
"I turn the radio down when I drive by cops so there's no evidence of fun."
"You know what really grinds my gears? I'll see myself out"
"Babe, your cuter than a puppy at an animal shelter, Cuz i want to take you home!"
"""I'm Sorry"" And ""My Bad"" Mean The Same Thing. Unless You're At A Funeral."
"I'm as bored as a slut on her period."
"Did you hear about that nightclub for birds? Was Rave'n"