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Joke of the Day
"What's the last thing a Redneck says before he dies? Watch this!"
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"Police are on the look out for a Midget Fortuneteller... He is described as a Small Medium at Large."
"Poor Jared Fogle The prison Jared Fogle is housed in announced they were serving hot virgin Tom & Jerry's Christmas Day, imagine his disappointment."
"What's it called when you try a different flavor of salsa? A change of pace."
"Two thieves try to steal a calendar. They each got six months."
"Why was the hot teacher promoted to principal? Because she was the Headmaster! My first submitted joke :)"
"I never keep toilet paper in the guest bathroom. They don't need that kind of incentive to visit again."
"Why can't you hear Django Freeman have sex? *The D is silent*"
"Blondes is a nutshell Blonde: ""What does IDK stand for?"" Brunette: ""I don't know."" Blonde: ""OMG, nobody does!"""
"I was told that exercise helps with your decision making. It's true. After going to the gym earlier I've decided I'm never going again."