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Joke of the Day
"What happened to the cow when she tried to jump over the barbed wire fence? Udder destruction."
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"[tortoise arguing with his gf] ""FINE IM LEAVING"" FINE [6 minutes later] are you going or not? ""THIS IS AS FAST AS I CAN GO KAREN"""
"What's the difference between an Irish funeral and an Irish wedding? One less drunk..."
"What does a man say after sex? Nothing, he's happy and content with life."
"What did the Jew say to Kim Kardashian's booty? ""Isreal?"""
"If Miley doesn't get her shit together, all these Hannah Montana collectibles are never gonna get my kids through college"
"Apple CEO announces he's gay. Samsung CEO announces he's more gay and water resistant."
"My 1-year-old thought it was funny to put food in my mouth. It was cute with Skittles. Then she switched to dog food."
"We didn't have child safety seats when I was young. My dad would put a couple of us in the trunk if it meant not taking two cars."
"So he left. We don't serve your kind here, says the bartender. A tachyon walks into a bar."