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Joke of the Day

"Who can't tell the difference between short and long? This subreddit mods"

"If 5 slaves had an orgy in the 1800's. . . Would it be considered a three-way?"

"I can turn a case of beer into a drunk man. Your move, Jesus."

"There was an awful fight at the seafood restaurant. Four fish got battered!"

"[Breakup] Her: We're just different Him: How? Her: Well, you want to hike & camp Him: And? Her: And I want to be a cartoon on the internet"

"Gather round children, for my machine powered by round children"

"If JFK could see the state of this country... It would blow his mind."

"What do people with aspergers Do in the bathroom? They take an aspie"

"I am rarely judgmental, but I do scowl, and shake my head slowly in disapproval whenever I see a vegan biting its nails."

"What's wrong with the phrase ""War on Drugs""? Wars end."