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Joke of the Day

"I am rarely judgmental, but I do scowl, and shake my head slowly in disapproval whenever I see a vegan biting its nails."

"Donald Trump has decided to take just $1 as his salary for the job of the President instead of the usual 400,000. That man would do just about anything to avoid paying the taxes."

"Girl, you look like trash. Can I take you out?"

"Why did the chicken go around the world? Because his name was Marco Pollo.."

"A cannibal passes a Girl Scout cookie stand. ""How many girl scouts are these cookies made of?"" he asks with a large smile on his face."

"All those years of getting horrible elementary school pictures was just society's way of preparing you for your driver's license photo."

"I think my iPhone is broken. I keep pressing the home button but I'm still at work!"

"*friend gets divorced Mon* *friend goes on date Tues* *I break up with boyfriend* *15 years later I casually smile back at a stranger*"

"I cannot even fathom how deep the snow is back east! Get my drift?"

"What do you call a deer with no eyes ? No idea :)"