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Joke of the Day
"Why did Albert Einstein marry his cousin? Because she was his relative"
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"""This is embarrassing, but would you believe we actually met offline?"" - married couples in 5 years"
"I'm going back to sleep. I refuse to give up on my dreams that easily."
"Why does Mexico never do well in the Olympics? Anyone who can run, jump or swim is already over the border"
"Why was the nun hooked up to an IV of holy water? She was taking god's name in vein."
"Best Deal Ever My wife said she'll divorce me if I get I phone 6S Rose gold. That's the deal.."
"What's the difference between jokes and dicks? Your mother can't take 3 jokes at the same time."
"Tasty Tattoo My girl just got a tattoo of a turkey on one thigh and Santa Claus on the other. She wants to show that there *is* something good to eat in between Thanksgiving and Christmas."
"Knock Knock Walter White: knock knock. Skyler : knock knock who? Walter White: I am the one who knocks."