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Joke of the Day

"Knock Knock Walter White: knock knock. Skyler : knock knock who? Walter White: I am the one who knocks."

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"Corny Joke I Heard On The Radio What did the one fish in the tank say to the other? ""Do you know how to drive this thing?"""
"This election cycle makes me want to find a bar really badly... Do any 21st amendment people know where I can get a drink around here?"
"If you're with me when I die, remember 2 things: 1) Do Not Resuscitate 2) Smash Phone on Ground"
"A guy walks into a doctors office wearing nothing but clear plastic wrap... Doctor: ""Well, I can clearly see your nuts."""
"My long legs mean I can emerge gracefully from an SUV. After that, every step looks like I was just released from a zero gravity experiment."
"""Haha"" - me when I don't understand the reference"
"My autocorrect just changed ""I'm off"" to ""I'm DTF"" and changed a casual conversation with my boss into an H.R meeting."
"THERAPIST: what's the problem? WIFE: he replaces words with animal names just to annoy me ME: I don't do it on porpoise"
"Back when I was a kid there was no internet so people would sometimes have to walk for miles just to call me a cunt."
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