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Joke of the Day
"If a white person eats a dessert and no one is around to Instagram it, did it even happen?"
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"Kid: ""Mom, am I ugly?"" *Mom:* ""I told you not to call me mom in public."""
"What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot, you racist!"
"What did the dyslexic bank robber say? ""FREEZE MOTHERSTICKER! THIS IS A FUCK UP!"""
"What happens to a politician when he takes a Viagra? He gets taller."
"Do you think Gillette employees ever call in Schick to work?"
"Another pirate joke. What is a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet...? ""Arrrrr?"" Nope... you'd think so, but it'd be the ""C."""
"What has 100 balls and fuck rabbits A shotgun"
"In the political correctness of 2017, is it still ok to call my wife the ""ol ball and chain""? Or is that rude to the ball and chain?"
"What's the difference between Iron Man And Iron Woman? Iron Man is a superhero, Iron Woman is a command."