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Joke of the Day

"If a white person eats a dessert and no one is around to Instagram it, did it even happen?"

"""Hello, 911"" Help I'm being murdered! ""Can you put the murderer on please"" what ""Gotta hear both sides"""

"What's pink with seven dents? Snow white's hymen"

"A woman got breast implants made of wood yesterday... It would be funny if this joke had a punchline. Wooden tit."

"Kid just asked ""why is it called 'flipping the bird'? Why not turtle? Flipping the Turtle."" I can't even answer that bc WHY NOT TURTLE?!"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Amin ! Amin who ? Amin man!"

"I bet cats are pissed they can't sit on televisions anymore."

"What'd the leper say to the prostitute? Keep the tip."

"Parents: don't give your child the answers to his homework. He needs to learn on his own that you don't know what you're talking about."

"I will NEVER go bungee jumping... I came into this world because of broken rubber, no way am I leaving the same way"