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Joke of the Day

"In the political correctness of 2017, is it still ok to call my wife the ""ol ball and chain""? Or is that rude to the ball and chain?"

"Two Robins were lying in the sun when a cat ran up and gobbled them up.. ..It licked its lips and said 'I love basking robins'"

"Yo momma is so fat......... Yo momma is so fat that when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, ""We are family, even though you're fatter than me."""

"Wanna hear my joke about pizza? Nevermind, it's too cheesey."

"I told my Canadian friend that I ran zero miles today... she said that was 0K"

"What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke"

"""Omg, I literally just died"" -people who literally don't know what literally means"

"I'm not informed enough to vote.... Who do you think i am? A redditor?"

"Why do Asian girls have small boobs? Because only A's are acceptable."

"""I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car."" Will Shriner"