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Joke of the Day
"Kid: ""Mom, am I ugly?"" *Mom:* ""I told you not to call me mom in public."""
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"Why don't ghosts have kids? Because they have Hollow-Weinies"
"Where does honey come from? Beez nuts!"
"What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dre"
"You've got to hand it to midgets Because they cant reach it themselves"
"Went to an Air & Space museum today, nothing was in there. I asked ""So what's the exhibit?"" & the guy was like ""You're breathing it, man."""
"[murder occurs] ME: how terrible. why can't we love each other [someone slightly inconveniences me] ME: I will execute your entire family"
"When I asked if you'd like to go out on a date sometime, I meant with me."
"What's the difference between your job and your wife? Nobody does your job for you when you're out"
"I have CDO It's like OCD, but the letters are in order. Like they should be."