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Joke of the Day
"Americans choosing their orders at McDonalds more seriously than Their presidents."
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"First date *dont let him know you been stalking him Him- so my brother just got deployed Me: Josh or Brian?"
"Is a man more intelligent before, during or after sex? During. Because you're plugged into the know it all"
"The David Cameron diet: You'll never lose your pounds quicker."
"Sign at funeral home: ALL SALES FINAL"
"Crocs are suicide notes you can wear."
"Where do Jewish kids with ADHD go for the summer? Concentration camp"
"Who is the hardest person to find in hide and seek? Daniel Morcombe"
"If you enjoy waking up and checking to see what died, get a fish tank"
"Q: Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iraqi fighter pilots? A: You only have to teach them to take off."