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Joke of the Day
"Frog parking only. All others will be toad."
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"When I'm happy, I drink and when I drink, I'm happy. Win/win!!"
"if Trump played classical pianoa Would he grab it by Debussy?"
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"If Sean Lock was a Hollywood actor... ... He'd be Robert Frowny Jr. - Jimmy Carr"
"Bring brownies to work. Spend the rest of the day asking coworkers, ""you feelin anything yet?"""
"I heard a backwards symphony coming from Beethoven's grave Turns out he's decomposing"
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"Person I tried to rob describing me to the police: ""long hair, wearing pajamas, honestly she didn't seem very committed to it."""
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