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Joke of the Day
"Not sure why me wife is only mad at me. My 4 year old forgot her birthday too."
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"Two blondes talking to each other... One asks the other, ""Which one do you think is closer, Florida or the Moon?"" The other blonde says, ""Well duh! You can't see Florida from here."""
"If you know someone who has too many kids, buy them a game of Jenga So they'll learn to pull out"
"Why shouldn't you bowl against a snake? Because snakes make lots of strikes."
"What did the hillbilly say when he saw the new C7 Vette? NAS-car"
"In order to say you're ""born again"" you should have to spend a week on a cross or 9 months in a vat of amniotic fluid."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Chip ! Chip who ? Chip of Fools !"
"I like Tweets that are so good that when I send them to FB my old friends won't talk to me on the phone for a week."
"What's your favorite position? Juxta"
"Why are cats assholes? Because they are what they eat."