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Joke of the Day
"Punny Jokes Penicillin is worth its weight in mold. "
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"Help! I've been robbed! They stole everything except my deodorant, shampoo and hand soap. Dirty bastards"
"You always know when your girlfriend is too young for you, when you have to make the aeroplane noise when you stick your d*ck in her mouth!"
"What's better Jesus or a picture of Jesus A picture because it only takes one nail to hang a picture."
"Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Red paint."
"It's starting to look like Christmas in New York A lot of the stores have trees in the window"
"My first name is not Damn Signed, Autocorrect"
"An old man died while having sex. (NSFW) He really went out with a bang."
"My buddy told me he was having sex with twins... I asked how do you tell them apart? He said, ""Her brother has a mustache"""
"I miss being a kid and playing cowboys and Indians. Now whenever I chase people around with a tomahawk I get arrested."