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Joke of the Day
"Why do so many American tourists end up in eastern Europe? They get Hungary so they go for Turkey."
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"If you could own the entirety of Bill Gates' fortune or solve world hunger,... what color would your Lamborghini be?"
"What do you call a gay dinosaur? Mega-saur-ass"
"Who makes the sandwiches in a lesbian relationship? Neither, they both eat out"
"I like my women like I like my Nintendo........ 64"
"How do you make Hitler kill himself? Give him his gas bill."
"I want to be an astronaut when I grow up. What high hopes you have !"
"Sir, I cannot take you seriously. You're wearing capris. Capris. CAPRIS."
"If a wife is silent and not arguing it means she's sleeping."
"There was a blackout in my neighborhood last night The police told us to stay inside until they shot him"