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Joke of the Day
"Don't open this unless you want to know what turns on a necrophiliac Deadass"
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"my next job http://imgur.com/r3DFIHQ"
"""Hey! Aren't you that guy from the village people?"" Me, to every cop who pulls me over"
"Back in my day a ""selfie,"" was something you did with the door locked and a bottle of lotion."
"What`s the definition of frustration? A 16 year old boy outside the Fuck-For-A-Buck shop with only 99 cents."
"There is a new Jason vs Michael Myers movie coming out... ..I guess it will be a silent film?"
"2 cats smoke catnip and lay around, discussing Plato's Allegory of the Cave. ""What if the laser pointer is just a projection?"""
"NSFW Sex joke: New sex position called the bull rider. Ride a girl doggy style, grab her hair, and whisper in her ear ""I have aids"". See how long you can last."
"Knock knock joke Knock knock Whos there Broken Pencil Broken Pencil who Never mind...its pointless!"
"I can't love you. I'm still in love with a girl I saw in a toothpaste ad 15 yrs ago. She winced when she ate ice cream, I can't abandon her."