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Joke of the Day

"A masochist cried to a sadist: ""Please hurt me! For the love of god, hurt me!"" And the sadist said ""no."""

"Police were called to a day care Toddler was resisting a rest."

"At breakfast this morning, my wife said she's leaving me because of my obsession with Twitter. I nearly choked on my #Brown"

"Your momma so dirty she serves more requests than HTTP"

"Catfishing my ex... So you could say we're back together."

"North West: Daddy what were you famous for? Kanye: Rapping, Son. North West: mommy what were you famous for? ((awkward silence))"

"What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls ? Reptiles !"

"What did the robber with an errection say? This is a stick-up."

"Sicilian saying ""When you wake up with four balls, your enemy is behind you."""

"What do you get when you cross a genius with a hooker? A fucking know it all!"