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Joke of the Day
"What's the Difference Between John Wayne and Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels is still killing Indians."
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"What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs driving a car? Rex (made this one up myself!)"
"I knew someone who poured milk before the cereal..... He was a cereal killer"
"*Watching YouTube videos* Boss: What are you watching? Me: .... Boss: ... Me: Church? Boss: That's a dog on a unicycle. Me: Praise The Lord!"
"The name Pavlov rings a bell."
"My medical bills are so high That I got a thank you card from my Doctors kids' colleges"
"A old saying. Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity."
"On the subject of typos... I and O can be real mitherfuckers."
"I'm going to make a movie about a guy in a turban who turns into a monster at night... ...it'll be called ""Hyde & Sikh""."
"Buried Knife Found at O.J.'s Estate Proof that black knives matter?"