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Joke of the Day
"I met a girl at a soccer game... ...I think she's a keeper"
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"How did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate food before it was cool"
"What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he were white? Alive"
"A Rabbit's foot is considered good luck! A Camel's toe should be considered really good luck!!"
"If you are American when you go into the bathroom... ... and you are American when you come out of the bathroom. What are you while you are in the bathroom? European!"
"Subway is definitely the healthiest fast food available because they make you get out of the car."
"Q: Where is the world's fastest chicken from? A: Ethiopia!"
"How do you disappoint a redditor? Come back when this post is 10 hours old for the results!"
"How do dogs save for retirement? With a Ruff IRA."
"What happened to the Milkman? He drank all the milk.... makes sense no? logically, yes!"