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Joke of the Day

"Attention r/jokes Beginning January 20th, 2017, the real joke will no longer be found in the comments. It'll be found in the White House."

"Did you hear about the constipated accountant? He just couldn't budget."

"Yo mamas pussy is so nasty... they make you eat it on Fear Factor."

"What do you call a Communist Mexican? A Gaucho Marxist"

"My favorite pick up line/joke. Yo homeboy!? How about you be my Sherlock and I'll take you Holmessss!! ;)"

"I don't always tell dad jokes But when I do, he laughs."

"What do you call a big fish that makes you an offer you can't refuse? The Codfather."

"How does Kanye West screw in a lightbulb? He holds the lightbulb and the world revolves around him."

"Why did Steve Irwin's sunscreen get recalled? It didn't protect him from harmful rays Edit: Steve Irwin was the man. RIP"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Asa ! Asa who ! Asa-int amongst men !"