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"Attention r/jokes Beginning January 20th, 2017, the real joke will no longer be found in the comments. It'll be found in the White House."

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"What's the difference between a lobster with breast implants and a dirty bus station? One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean"
"love cafes w exposed brick exposed filament lightbulbs love sitting there w my skin peeled back a lil exposed muscle"
"How do you take a selfie with a goat?"
"On a positive note, women with full hour glass figures don't have to wear watches."
"Why is it called Windows 10? Because 7 8 9."
"What is the difference between a rectal thermometer and a regular thermometer? The taste."
"Just so you know, you will be asked to leave the funeral if you do a drum solo on the coffin...no matter how epic it is"
"New years eve one of the only days when it is socially acceptable to start drinking this early."
"I met this guy named Times New Roman... But he just wasn't my type."
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